I heard from President Obama that if you just break up his jobs bill into smaller pieces, it will be more palatable. What about a turd? Maybe break it up and it will be different and better tasting? We have tried to polish turds for a few years; now maybe breaking them up will make everything better! Folks, if you are playing with crap play-doh, it doesn’t matter what you do with it!
— R. A. Grier